The GYM - wow

The GYM
Okay here are a few things at the gym that I do not understand. Can you help me out?

Women: Wearing tight clothes or skimpy clothes is great and I am sure most men enjoy it and even some other women. It is funny though that you act like you don't want someone to look at you. Give me a break!!! Don't wear stuff that is tighter than a body suit and expect people not to look. Yes, you can wear what you want but you are going to get looked at if you wear skimpy clothing to the gym. It is the way it is and it ain't gonna change. So wear with that in mind.

Women: What is the deal with having your panties hang out while working out? Have you not consider this when you jumped into your tight shorts or spandex pants at home? The gym is a place for movement and this means your clothing as well. Pumping those legs on a stepper? Stretching to lift weights? Things move!! So it is funny to watch as you scramble to pull your shorts up to cover the lace of your thong. I personally wonder if it isn't some ploy to draw attention. I know what a crazy thought that is but it is one I have about the issue.

General: Passing gas while on the equipment is just wrong!!! Go somewhere and do it there. Not on the damn machine where everyone else has to suffer with the smell. I know it is a natural thing that happens in life BUT let it naturally happen elsewhere!! I do not think it needs to happen amongst everyone. There is nothing worse than working out real hard and gasping for air to have it be foul air. That is just disgusting!! Have a little class!!!!

Men: The women know we look and I bet even enjoy it for the most part but there is a line. Don't ogle, stare, form a group, or anything like that. If you must look than take a discreet peak. I know you are going to look so just be respectful in doing so and all will be fine. I am sure the women do not like it when a little group forms or machine that are empty suddenly fill with men suddenly wanting to do cardio. I have seen this happen and it is funny but kind of sad too. Just remember that these women deserve respect just like you do and they are likely here to workout and feel better about themselves. A casual glance may help them in that area but anything more is likely seen as gross, creepy, or disrespectful. So keep it in mind.